Are all idiots! And perverts and assholes.
But I love them any ways.


So I've got to tell you the stupid shit they've done.
(You know most of this if I text you)

Tommy trys to grab Michaels ass:
Yess sir. Michael is married with 2 kids and one on the way. Tommy (Yes the guy I steal video games from) Is a 24 year old straightprobablyavigrinpervert.
I'm sitting on the couch watching this thing about chear leading and Michael forgot I was there. *Again*
Tommys sitting at the tabel behind the couch on his laptop. Michael comes out and says "Kay. I'm ready." Tommys gets up and says "Michael can I have a hug? I promise I wont grab your ass." Michael being the nice guy he is, ALMOST lets him. I sit there laughing my ass off while I watch Tommy try to rape michael.

At the hospital after dropping a dude with a colapsed lung:
Tommy: "God did you see that girl with the gun at the prison?"
Chris: "Yeah. She was fucken hot."
Tommy: "If she moved her hand down the guy I would of had some issues."
Coreen and I: O.O
Tommy: "What are you looking at?"
Me: "You guys are perverts! Do you know how old I am?(They do) and Coreen doesn't know you like I do!"
Tommy: "I'm not a pervert!"
Michael walks over: "Time to go."
Coreen: "Thank you!"

Tommys "happy dream":
I'm sitting on the couch like normal. Tommys on the one next to me sleeping. Phone rings. Tommy jumps up and said "Dammit! I was having a happy dream!" I was ignring him cause I swear he's got ADHD. He got teh phone. chatted and hung up. then tells me "You would of thought I was having a dream about camping" (e.g the hand movements it takes to hammer in the tent pegs. you know. Up and down..) I sat there and said to myself, "If I'm not correpted already, I will be by the time I finish my training."

Michaels PCR's....:
Meg (Who is VERY HOT by the way) Michael, Tommy and I are in Mikes office. Why you ask? Because Michael was busy. Tommy has no life. And Meg and I needed Michael to drive us home. Michaels got his hand on his desk. Tommys grabs it in an...ah..."Iloveyou" way I guess. Michaels eyes get 10 times bigger and he jumps 5 feet back. then Tommy begins to explain all the reasons he's not gay.

Couch:
Jody, Jordan, Me, Adam, Tommy in that order on the 3 person couch cause its the only one that you can see the TV on. Adam puts his arms behind his head. I may be gay but I can't help but love cute tummys!
(Side note: Kaity just text me saying she was shopping for 7 hours and only got ONE shirt) anyways. Theres this call. Jody, Jordan, Me and Tommy need to go. We all jump up (But Adam) and run to find our shoes. Theres a 15year old male hockey player frow sweaden. No elglish WHAT SO EVER. His left pupil was slower then his right and he was K.O. So jody stripes his Hockey stuff off. (With my help cause I guess I was the only one beside the kid who KNEW how to take it off! *shot*) and this kid HAS A CUTE TUMMY. Cause we all know non U.S people have cute somethings. I got to how the blood Judy took. *smiles to self*
So we get him to the hospital and the Doctor Dudes take over. Judys filling out the PCR. Tommy says "Anyone want a drink?" so he sends ME to get them. I was given a 5$ bill. I cant get a soda in a vending thing with that...So I go back. Jody tells me to go ask the gay guy for change. I look around, and say "Tommy do you have any change?"
He almost hit me, I took the money and went and asked the gay guy I up at front desk for it. then came back and hit me.

I LEARN SOOO MUCH WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!!

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THE LIST!!!!
Do something goddammit.
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Unholy Internet Family.
My Wife, and the Mommy.
My sister, Jenna's and mine daughter.
Our aunt!
The family "pet."
Nelly's new sister.
My secret pet TIGER typethingysomethinglikeit.
Jenna's sister, my sister inlaw, and so far unoffical girlfriend.
This came to be over an MSN conversation with Sarah, Jenna, Nelly, Suzy and I.
With out concern about who wanted to be what.